WEEK ZERO: MINI-EVENT PT 2

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W̴͍̎E̴̝̊E̸͚͝K̸͕̿ ZERO: MINI-EVENT PT 2

(35 ḡ̴̻u̷͌͜ê̴̯s̶̢͑t̵̻͝s̴̡̐ ̴c̴h̴e̶c̴k̷e̶d̸ ̶i̴n̴)

Good morning, esteemed guests. Did you sleep well? We hope you found your accommodations suitable. It did take some time to get your rooms ready, after all.

As you awaken on Monday, you’ll find that things are just as they were the night before. The kitchen will serve piping hot breakfast during the morning hours, the pool’s been stocked with fresh towels and the gardens are open for anyone who wishes to spend some time among nature. However, should you explore a bit, you’ll find that a few new changes have been made to the hotel itself.

The front door no longer spins endlessly, for one thing. Should you make an attempt to exit the hotel, you will find yourself entering a new location. Some of you may even find this place familiar.

In addition, should you enter the elevator you will find a new button appears, proudly reading 00. Pushing this button will take you to a new floor where you will also find a few new areas to peruse. Explore to your heart’s content, get to know more of the hotel, and take your time in learning more about each other.

…speaking of…you may find yourself learning more about some people than others. For the duration of this week, you will find yourself with a connection to your suitemate that cannot be severed. You will be able to feel certain pains and emotions that they feel throughout the week. Nothing brutal, mostly those pesky, annoying feelings you don’t want to share with people. Are you feeling a little embarrassed someone complimented you? Your partner will feel this embarrassment. Got a nasty little papercut from misbehaving? Your partner will feel that, too. And if you don't have a suitemate? Don't worry. You'll find yourself attached to the suitemates right next door to you. Try not to drive each other too insane, hm?

Oh, and we would like to mention…housekeeping came by and has provided everyone with one (1) travel-sized toothbrush and toothpaste. Clean your mouths, stinky guests.

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[guestservices]

aquarius. guest relations. here to make your dreams oh so suite

[ashenvaliant]

oof. that's a pun and a half.

[guestservices]

aw not even a full two?
thats disappointing

[ashenvaliant]

you get two points for puns that really wow me.

[guestservices]

guess ill have to rise to the occasion then
you know
guest relations
making sure guests are "happy"
etc

[ashenvaliant]

come up with an excellent pun, and i'll give you two points and an excellent employee review.

that shoud balance things out.

[guestservices]

well now that's a pretty broad scale
but i can manage it

[preowned]

do you have funny robes?

[guestservices]

does it have to be robes specifically?

[preowned]

funny shirts?

[guestservices]

wait hold on are you asking if i have them for you
or if im wearing them myself
its a little early in our relationship for that dont you think?

[preowned]

i feel like this is the perfect length of a relationship for that
you can answer for both

[guestservices]

our clothes are kinda funny
are the clothes in the gift shop not to your liking?

[skyagain]

Any chance our dreams include a straight answer?

[guestservices]

depends!
whats the actual question?

[skyagain]

What are we here for, let's start with that.

[guestservices]

uh
did you forget...?

[skyagain]

[ sometimes you want to be a little shit and see if they'll say it, and also, have a great excuse; ]

Yep. Just came off a whole amnesia trip, so my memory's not all there.

[guestservices]

haha
bummer actually
how much do you think is missing anyway?

[aono]

can i have a door flap for rinkou

[guestservices]

what, cant you just teach rinkou to open the door?

[aono]

shes like 2 foot tall how tf is she gonna reach the doorknob

[guestservices]

wait is that on her hind legs

[aono]

yeah shes tiny now

like a cat

[guestservices]

hey ive heard about cats doing some pretty amazing things
like crossing the wild wilderness on their way home
im sure you can teach her to open one itty bitty anti-kitty door