suitedreams | WEEK ZERO: MINI-EVENT PT 2

W̴͍̎E̴̝̊E̸͚͝K̸͕̿ ZERO: MINI-EVENT PT 2

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Good morning, esteemed guests. Did you sleep well? We hope you found your accommodations suitable. It did take some time to get your rooms ready, after all.

As you awaken on Monday, you’ll find that things are just as they were the night before. The kitchen will serve piping hot breakfast during the morning hours, the pool’s been stocked with fresh towels and the gardens are open for anyone who wishes to spend some time among nature. However, should you explore a bit, you’ll find that a few new changes have been made to the hotel itself.

The front door no longer spins endlessly, for one thing. Should you make an attempt to exit the hotel, you will find yourself entering a new location. Some of you may even find this place familiar.

In addition, should you enter the elevator you will find a new button appears, proudly reading 00. Pushing this button will take you to a new floor where you will also find a few new areas to peruse. Explore to your heart’s content, get to know more of the hotel, and take your time in learning more about each other.

…speaking of…you may find yourself learning more about some people than others. For the duration of this week, you will find yourself with a connection to your suitemate that cannot be severed. You will be able to feel certain pains and emotions that they feel throughout the week. Nothing brutal, mostly those pesky, annoying feelings you don’t want to share with people. Are you feeling a little embarrassed someone complimented you? Your partner will feel this embarrassment. Got a nasty little papercut from misbehaving? Your partner will feel that, too. And if you don't have a suitemate? Don't worry. You'll find yourself attached to the suitemates right next door to you. Try not to drive each other too insane, hm?

Oh, and we would like to mention…housekeeping came by and has provided everyone with one (1) travel-sized toothbrush and toothpaste. Clean your mouths, stinky guests.

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Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Absolutely not

According to your file, you didn't mind the clowns as much as you're claiming
hahahaha

Just what is that meant to mean!

hahaha
who knows?
anyway, you guys are supposed to be entertaining
so in that case you're all clowns

There are methods of entertainment that do not involve clownery do not imply this again

sure are, aren't there?
what's your idea of entertainment?

The pursuit of knowledge and fulfillment. Interesting reading material. Music, on occasion. I have had the entertainment value of 'video games' explained to me, and do not find all of them objectionable, though they do not exist in my home.

wow
you're just like gemini

well, you guys can get entertainment, sure. just remember you're supposed to provide it, too.
guess i can make a note of all that if you want stuff like it.
maybe you get it if you're a good big boy.
who knows.

Never call me 'a good big boy' again.

You asked, however; I did not exactly request any of the above to begin with. I am aware enough of our apparent purpose here.

Relatedly: are we simply to take your collective word for it that those we are here for are in fact safe.

bad big boy? hahaha

and basically! yeah. sucks, i know.
your hostage's fine, long as you play along.
anything else is above my pay grade.

Absolutely not.

This had best prove to be the truth, however.

wouldn't be much of a point to you having a contract if the terms of it were immediately fucked over
vax'ildan's fine as long as you play along

...Fine, then.

that's the spirit.
let us know if you need anything, yeah?
well. what we can help you with, anyway.

As I still do not require advisement, I do not believe I shall have need of your own services. Unless you would like to expand upon other areas of expertise not already listed?

wow
some people's lives aren't just work, you know!
i mean, not mine, but some people
besides, we do other jobs - that's just my specialty.

That is, you realize, not much of an answer.

i mean, yeah
can't give up all my secrets, can i?
we just met!
you're judging an employee by their cover.

As of yet, there is little else to judge you by.

true!
i know way more about you than you know about me
guess you'll have to be friendly to figure it out!

What do you know of me, then.

lots of people here know a lot about you, apparently
but it's part of the job description!
how do you think you got your perfect suite designed to your every whim? you win some, you lose some.
great room, but the staff gets to know all your personals.

Not to too great a level of detail, I should hope, else it becomes a little too invasive.

buddy you don't even know how invasive i am
but i don't mind learning stuff if you tell me. you gonna actually tell me stuff or make me learn it on my own?

You shall have to find that out yourself, I suppose.

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