WEEK ZERO: MINI-EVENT PT 2

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W̴͍̎E̴̝̊E̸͚͝K̸͕̿ ZERO: MINI-EVENT PT 2

(35 ḡ̴̻u̷͌͜ê̴̯s̶̢͑t̵̻͝s̴̡̐ ̴c̴h̴e̶c̴k̷e̶d̸ ̶i̴n̴)

Good morning, esteemed guests. Did you sleep well? We hope you found your accommodations suitable. It did take some time to get your rooms ready, after all.

As you awaken on Monday, you’ll find that things are just as they were the night before. The kitchen will serve piping hot breakfast during the morning hours, the pool’s been stocked with fresh towels and the gardens are open for anyone who wishes to spend some time among nature. However, should you explore a bit, you’ll find that a few new changes have been made to the hotel itself.

The front door no longer spins endlessly, for one thing. Should you make an attempt to exit the hotel, you will find yourself entering a new location. Some of you may even find this place familiar.

In addition, should you enter the elevator you will find a new button appears, proudly reading 00. Pushing this button will take you to a new floor where you will also find a few new areas to peruse. Explore to your heart’s content, get to know more of the hotel, and take your time in learning more about each other.

…speaking of…you may find yourself learning more about some people than others. For the duration of this week, you will find yourself with a connection to your suitemate that cannot be severed. You will be able to feel certain pains and emotions that they feel throughout the week. Nothing brutal, mostly those pesky, annoying feelings you don’t want to share with people. Are you feeling a little embarrassed someone complimented you? Your partner will feel this embarrassment. Got a nasty little papercut from misbehaving? Your partner will feel that, too. And if you don't have a suitemate? Don't worry. You'll find yourself attached to the suitemates right next door to you. Try not to drive each other too insane, hm?

Oh, and we would like to mention…housekeeping came by and has provided everyone with one (1) travel-sized toothbrush and toothpaste. Clean your mouths, stinky guests.

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Comments

[frostythehitman]

Big giant bird lizard that is definitely big enough to eat a human.

But I guess you're not that.

[guestservices]

i'm a lot more attractive than some giant lizard

[frostythehitman]

[ OH MY GOD, WHERE ON EARTH IS THIS GOING. ]

That so?

[guestservices]

obviously

[frostythehitman]

You think I'm just going to believe that? I need some kind of proof.

[guestservices]

use your fck fuckin fucking imagination

[frostythehitman]

Are you
Having trouble with your swearing?

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this typewriter is hateful

[frostythehitman]

Are you telling me the typewriter is CENSORING you?
Did somebody put Net Nanny on your typewriter?

[guestservices]

no the keys are awful

i'm going to eat them

[frostythehitman]

Do you seriously just eat everything that bothers you?

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it's worked for me so far

[frostythehitman]

...have you ever gone to a dentist? Or like, a doctor, at all?

[guestservices]

hahahahahaha

[frostythehitman]

I'll take that as a no, then.

[guestservices]

it's not a no it's a hahahahahaha ass hole

[frostythehitman]

Alright, fine. Why the laughing, if the answer's not no?

[guestservices]

ha ha!

[frostythehitman]

God I forgot how annoying you guys are.

[guestservices]

what do you mean forgot ? this is the first time you met us there's nothing to forget




idiot

[frostythehitman]

I MEANT in the last weird kidnapped place I was with cryptic employees, dumbass.