WEEK ZERO: MINI-EVENT PT 2

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W̴͍̎E̴̝̊E̸͚͝K̸͕̿ ZERO: MINI-EVENT PT 2

(35 ḡ̴̻u̷͌͜ê̴̯s̶̢͑t̵̻͝s̴̡̐ ̴c̴h̴e̶c̴k̷e̶d̸ ̶i̴n̴)

Good morning, esteemed guests. Did you sleep well? We hope you found your accommodations suitable. It did take some time to get your rooms ready, after all.

As you awaken on Monday, you’ll find that things are just as they were the night before. The kitchen will serve piping hot breakfast during the morning hours, the pool’s been stocked with fresh towels and the gardens are open for anyone who wishes to spend some time among nature. However, should you explore a bit, you’ll find that a few new changes have been made to the hotel itself.

The front door no longer spins endlessly, for one thing. Should you make an attempt to exit the hotel, you will find yourself entering a new location. Some of you may even find this place familiar.

In addition, should you enter the elevator you will find a new button appears, proudly reading 00. Pushing this button will take you to a new floor where you will also find a few new areas to peruse. Explore to your heart’s content, get to know more of the hotel, and take your time in learning more about each other.

…speaking of…you may find yourself learning more about some people than others. For the duration of this week, you will find yourself with a connection to your suitemate that cannot be severed. You will be able to feel certain pains and emotions that they feel throughout the week. Nothing brutal, mostly those pesky, annoying feelings you don’t want to share with people. Are you feeling a little embarrassed someone complimented you? Your partner will feel this embarrassment. Got a nasty little papercut from misbehaving? Your partner will feel that, too. And if you don't have a suitemate? Don't worry. You'll find yourself attached to the suitemates right next door to you. Try not to drive each other too insane, hm?

Oh, and we would like to mention…housekeeping came by and has provided everyone with one (1) travel-sized toothbrush and toothpaste. Clean your mouths, stinky guests.

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Comments

[decaptych]

i'll wear it proudly. yoii cant se eme but i ampointing at my forehead, thats where it goes

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Tempting. Then again, you haven't even graduated from clown school yet, so maybe you don't deserve it yet.

[decaptych]

but i graduated *a* school

[ In the same tune as 'but you have heard of me' ]

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And yet you haven't mastered literacy. How tragic.

[decaptych]

im my defnese im using beadleys typewriter and also thid is my fitst time using one at all

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That sounds like a personal problem.

[decaptych]

it is nut wait until i maste the typwriter

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Somehow that doesn't inspire me with confidence.

[decaptych]

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anyawy youre the stff?

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Am I the stiff? We're not nearly close enough for you to be asking me that kind of question, you know.

[decaptych]

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Sorry, never heard of "staaaaaaaaaff".

[decaptych]

yoire a stickler huh!!

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Consider it incentive.

[decaptych]

for?

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Getting through a full sentence without fucking it up.

[decaptych]

you are so amean to me what are you gonna do ifg i guck it up more?

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Oh no, I'm afraid I can't read what you just wrote.

[decaptych]

oogie boogie gonna curse your typewriter paper wall whateverb

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Wow. Think of all the trees you're killing.

[decaptych]

ill plant more and think of you

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Please don't think of me. Ever.

[decaptych]

thknkng about you right now

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Gross.

[decaptych]

buut youre stilltalking to me?