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🛎 ([personal profile] guestservices) wrote in [community profile] suitedreams2022-06-12 08:30 am
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WEEK 0 - EXECUTION






W̴͍̎E̴̝̊E̸͚͝K̸͕̿ ZERO: EXECUTION



By now, you've all got to be expecting it. Time marches on, and as Sunday morning arrives, you'll find yourself rising from your bed around 9. It starts off as a gentle suggestion, a feeling that you're going to be late for something. Aren't you going to be late for something?

Whether you answer that call or not, eventually, you'll find yourself walking directly down to the lobby, to a room that has so far been locked. All of you stand in front of a pair of golden doors, blocked off by a red velvet rope.

There's a moment of silence, and then a strange clattering noise. The doors fly open, and you'll find that you're standing in a darkened room where rows and rows of blue velvet seats lead up to a stage. The stage in front of you is covered with a pair of matching, rich blue velvet curtains, emblazoned with the logo of the Starlight Hotel.

Welcome, everyone, to the Starlight Theater.

You'll find yourself feeling like you must sit. You can choose your seat, but every seat in the house in the Starlight Theater guarantees a perfect view of the stage - there's no hiding. Should you try to merely stand, you'll find a pair of hands on your shoulders, and your body will move along without your permission into a seat. For those of you looking at your less cooperative friend, you might see the figure walking them to their seat is skeletal in nature, almost dancing behind them as they're ushered into their seat.

In fact... The empty seats in the theater are already filled. Skeletons sit in each empty seat, but make no mistake, audience: they clatter and move around, excited. Some of them are holding popcorn. Some of them look at you, then at the screen, eager. Others raise their arms to flag something, or someone - shadowy ushers burst from the floor and provide refreshments - and skeletons pour drinks down their nonexistent throats and stomachs, slurping at straws in a way that should be impossible.

Eventually, the bone clattering stops, and a hush falls over the crowd. Looking around, you might have noticed that one of your own didn't make it to the theater - Sheila Hammond is not among you.

Perhaps she's backstage?

You don't get much time to think about it, though. The lights dim, and a pair of spotlights spin arches across the curtains, as somewhere, a drumroll plays.

Lights, camera, action!


cuedoves: (Keep my father standing tall)

[personal profile] cuedoves 2022-06-12 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I know that. I've watched them already!

[ and done one lol ]

These things are just annoying.

[ he's like trying to glare at the skeletons but he can't move still so he just looks very dumb ]
unrecked: (pic#15722807)

[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-12 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm getting that impression.
cuedoves: (MY HEARRRTTTT)

[personal profile] cuedoves 2022-06-12 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ huffs ineffectually. ]

And why bread?

[ of all things... ]
unrecked: (pic#15691561)

[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-12 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Time period. Terrible jokes. A reference. Beats me.

Maybe they'll just put on a little show and disappear, and we don't have to watch something bloodthirsty.
frostythehitman: (god what an asshole)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2022-06-12 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You think we put bread into all of our movies back then?

Of all the things it might be, I can tell you it's not a time period thing.
unrecked: (pic#15691504)

[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-12 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You dated yourself so bad, grandpa.
frostythehitman: (unimpressed2)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2022-06-12 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Kid, I'm literally famous for fighting in World War 2. I've always been dated.
cuedoves: (We'll have you washed and dried)

[personal profile] cuedoves 2022-06-12 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ zuko mouths 'old' ]
frostythehitman: (judging)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2022-06-12 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ yeah, yeah. get better material, you whippersnappers ]
cuedoves: (And to not uproot my family tree)

[personal profile] cuedoves 2022-06-12 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
A reference.... to bread? [ ????? ] Murder sandwich...?

Please. As if that would ever happen.

[ >:( ]