WEEK ZERO: MINGLE

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W̴͍̎E̴̝̊E̸͚͝K̸͕̿ ZERO: MINGLE

(35 ḡ̴̻u̷͌͜ê̴̯s̶̢͑t̵̻͝s̴̡̐ ̴c̴h̴e̶c̴k̷e̶d̸ ̶i̴n̴)

Needless to say, marble isn't exactly the most comfortable surface to sleep on. Do you even remember falling asleep? Maybe not, but the moment your eyes flutter open and the lingering stardust fades, you come into consciousness with the distinct feeling that your dreams were very important.

You vaguely remember a shadowed hand, the pen and the scroll in its grip as the terms and conditions glow softly before you. You can't quite remember the details, the words blurring and fading fasting the longer you try, but you come to a conclusion rather quickly:

-Someone you care about is in trouble and their life is now your responsibility.
-You have signed a contract to provide entertainment to the Host in exchange for their safe return.

Your other memories begin to settle now that you're more awake. You remember that this isn't the first time you've been swept away for a game by someone else's design. You remember what those games entailed, too, but as the pieces click together you get the sense that murdering everyone around you isn't a solution. It won't get your hostage back sooner. It will only end tragically for everyone involved.

So instead, perhaps it's time to take in your surroundings. Where the hell even are you now? The marble floor of the lobby is still cool to the touch, and the front desk is before you with several keys on hooks against the wall. Each of them includes a keychain with two small, clear star-shaped crystals embedded at the bottom. Too bad you can't seem to remove the keys just yet! Guest accommodations aren't quite ready.

Ah, right. About that. You aren't alone! After all, what's the fun in playing a game by yourself? Should one try to actually count the keys hanging on the wall, you'll find there are 35 in total. You can also learn more about them should you look at the leather-bound book bolted to the front desk. Though some of them may look a bit different, seeing how everyone gathered in the lobby is dressed to the nines. What happened to your other clothing? Worry not. You do want to be presentable at the front desk, don't you?

Speaking of the front desk, while you aren't able to retrieve your keys or even leave the ground floor right now, you will find small gift boxes scattered around the desk as a complementary gift for each guest. Inside these boxes, you will find:

-A flask. Those of legal drinking age will find it filled with a sweet wine, and those underage will find juice of some kind.
-A shaving kit
- A single aspirin
-A keychain
-A condolence card
-A sheet of temporary tattoos
-A small bag of jerky
-A compact mirror with a cute pattern on the outer casing

No other items are on your person even if you were holding onto them prior to your arrival. Perhaps the bellhop has already taken your luggage for you?

But despite the front desk hosting a small cluster of bells, ringing them doesn't seem to draw the attention of anyone. The bells cannot be removed from the desk, but the hotel staff appears to be occupied with other tasks.

It looks as though you're on your own for now until maintenance is finished. But it's just like the first time, isn't it? Get to know the other guests, start asking questions, and settle in for your stay.

You can check-out any time you like, but you can never leave...

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Comments

arrival

[agleam]

[after a decent sized pause:]

I... do not think I understood any of that, but sure...?

Re: arrival

[dms]

It means we're all looking highkey sophisticated! Hot AF! Totally debonair!

[agleam]

...Yeah, you lost me until the last two words.

[dms]

It's like... stylish! Handsome! Suuuuupes charming! And it just fits the whole aesthetic, you know?

[ another game of having to explain kazu's everything to eli's character ]

[agleam]

[another pause, before, as though he's just realized something important:]

Oh, I get it. Is this a meme...?

[dms]

What? No! They're just words! Memes are like... "who broke the coffee maker?"

[agleam]

That's just a question, though...?

[this is so stupid]

[dms]

No, no, it's a famous skit! But okay, let's try again... Eagle One, maybe? Everyone knows that one!

[agleam]

[awkward silence.]

Um...

[dms]

[ i'm gonna say they're close enough to the book that he can (gently) pull rupert over to it, but before opening it... he puts on some gold star sunglasses from the gift shop! ]

From now on, we'll be using code names! You can call me Eagle One!

[ he flips to marie's page. ] Maririn, codename: Been There, Done That.

[ flips through a couple more, frowns, and shakes his head. ] Prompom's not in the book, but he's Currently Doing That.

[ back to the book! he flips to (throws dart) sheila's page! ] Lala is It Happened Once in a Dream.

[ next! kaeya! ] Yaya, codename: If I Had to Pick a New Dude.

[ and last! he fingerguns at rupert! ] And Rupes is Eagle Two!

[ ✨ tada ✨ ]

[agleam]

I... do not know what any of this means, but okay.

[dms]

It's a meme! You said you knew about memes, right?

[agleam]

Yeah, like... Yeet...?

[dms]

[ fuck he's laughing ]

That's one, too, but it's not the only one!

[agleam]

Yeah, I know. There's also dab.

[this is the extent of his meme knowledge]

[dms]

You're totally right! But if those are the only ones you know, then you're way behind on your meme education!

[agleam]

[with a laugh:]

Are they all as long as the eagle thing?

[classmate]

[ ........... ]

Excuse me?

[dms]

Ahaha, it's just a meme! And I meant, like, how we were roomies in Heliotrope, anyway.

[ he is actually 1000000% sincere about this ]

[classmate]

There is a kinder way of saying that, Miyoshi-san.

[dms]

Sorry, sorry! I really was just trying to demonstrate the meme for him, that's all! I won't do it again!

[classmate]

...

[ She waves a hand. ]

It's fine. I was only joking with you, I'm not taking this seriously.

[dms]

Eh?! No way! You totally tricked me, Maririn!

[callalilies]

[ he's over here just taking his flask out of his tiddies and swigging deeply. he has no idea 'yaya' is him tho so. ]

[dms]

[ he will learn in time ]