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🛎 ([personal profile] guestservices) wrote in [community profile] suitedreams2022-05-10 09:26 pm
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WEEK ZERO: MINGLE






W̴͍̎E̴̝̊E̸͚͝K̸͕̿ ZERO: MINGLE

(35 ḡ̴̻u̷͌͜ê̴̯s̶̢͑t̵̻͝s̴̡̐ ̴c̴h̴e̶c̴k̷e̶d̸ ̶i̴n̴)


Needless to say, marble isn't exactly the most comfortable surface to sleep on. Do you even remember falling asleep? Maybe not, but the moment your eyes flutter open and the lingering stardust fades, you come into consciousness with the distinct feeling that your dreams were very important.

You vaguely remember a shadowed hand, the pen and the scroll in its grip as the terms and conditions glow softly before you. You can't quite remember the details, the words blurring and fading fasting the longer you try, but you come to a conclusion rather quickly:

-Someone you care about is in trouble and their life is now your responsibility.
-You have signed a contract to provide entertainment to the Host in exchange for their safe return.

Your other memories begin to settle now that you're more awake. You remember that this isn't the first time you've been swept away for a game by someone else's design. You remember what those games entailed, too, but as the pieces click together you get the sense that murdering everyone around you isn't a solution. It won't get your hostage back sooner. It will only end tragically for everyone involved.

So instead, perhaps it's time to take in your surroundings. Where the hell even are you now? The marble floor of the lobby is still cool to the touch, and the front desk is before you with several keys on hooks against the wall. Each of them includes a keychain with two small, clear star-shaped crystals embedded at the bottom. Too bad you can't seem to remove the keys just yet! Guest accommodations aren't quite ready.

Ah, right. About that. You aren't alone! After all, what's the fun in playing a game by yourself? Should one try to actually count the keys hanging on the wall, you'll find there are 35 in total. You can also learn more about them should you look at the leather-bound book bolted to the front desk. Though some of them may look a bit different, seeing how everyone gathered in the lobby is dressed to the nines. What happened to your other clothing? Worry not. You do want to be presentable at the front desk, don't you?

Speaking of the front desk, while you aren't able to retrieve your keys or even leave the ground floor right now, you will find small gift boxes scattered around the desk as a complementary gift for each guest. Inside these boxes, you will find:

-A flask. Those of legal drinking age will find it filled with a sweet wine, and those underage will find juice of some kind.
-A shaving kit
- A single aspirin
-A keychain
-A condolence card
-A sheet of temporary tattoos
-A small bag of jerky
-A compact mirror with a cute pattern on the outer casing


No other items are on your person even if you were holding onto them prior to your arrival. Perhaps the bellhop has already taken your luggage for you?

But despite the front desk hosting a small cluster of bells, ringing them doesn't seem to draw the attention of anyone. The bells cannot be removed from the desk, but the hotel staff appears to be occupied with other tasks.

It looks as though you're on your own for now until maintenance is finished. But it's just like the first time, isn't it? Get to know the other guests, start asking questions, and settle in for your stay.

You can check-out any time you like, but you can never leave...


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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-03 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Why are there swords AND kids?!?!?! There is no reason for him to be surprised about this, but here he is.]

Yet. You've jinxed us. It'll be like the Sims. [He pauses, and then slaps the sticky hand in her direction.] Poof, the ladder is gone, and we drown.

They can put our little gravestones with the statues.
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[personal profile] technocool 2022-06-03 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ just wait for the aliens, jay ]

Can't jinx us if it's a potential given. [ taps her temple ] Here's hoping I get something better than 'got possessed one week in' this time.
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-03 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[He looks like :| but only mildly.]

Well, what's worse: possession or good ol' fashion body chopping?
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[personal profile] technocool 2022-06-04 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ a long, long pause ]

Getting turned into a pile of goo.
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-04 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Dramatically wrinkles his nose.]

Speaking from experience?
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[personal profile] technocool 2022-06-04 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Not me but one of the others after. It was super gross!

[ sticks her tongue out. bleeegh. ]

At least he came back in one piece.
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-04 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
You know, as much as I hated it, maybe I prefer the simple brutal mutilation of our corpses.

[This is a joke, but. Goo.]
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[personal profile] technocool 2022-06-04 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
We sure did have weird trials.

[ mutters something quietly about "serial killer horse" ]

At least my shadow self did something more interesting than that.
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-04 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Shadow self...?

[He's aging. He's already aged forty years. He's turning into Bucky Barnes.]

Didn't you guys... you know, have a normal game of murder and mayhem?
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[personal profile] technocool 2022-06-04 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ maybe we'll finally get jay to match his proper age ]

I dunno what you'd call a "normal" game of murder. But everyone kiiiinda all got possessed at some point? So. Shadow selves. Different from the normal shadow selves but still the same dark desires concept.
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-04 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Normal" shadow selves. Okay.

[help]

Yeah, normal murder. Like--goopless. No shadow selves, or whatever that Azarathian crap is. Like you go out, someone shoots you. One and done.
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[personal profile] technocool 2022-06-04 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ hands on her hips ]

Man, you got the really boring game didn't you?
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-04 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[He makes a "are you hearing this?" sort of face to the side like he's giving it to a camera.]

Are we really going to tier rank the games of murder, kid?
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[personal profile] technocool 2022-06-04 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ that sure is a 'i said what a said, old man' scrunched nose ]

How else will we compare and contrast all of our experiences? The data is important!
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-04 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Data? Oh, Christ. You're a Tim.

[Goodbye forever.]

M'not sure how labeling mine as most boring game is going to benefit us here.
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[personal profile] technocool 2022-06-04 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ excuse ]

I'm a Navi! But hey, if we get boring normie murders at least we know who's most familiar.
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-04 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nerds.]

Wow. Don't just blame the boring murders on me. Someone could be framing me? Maybe other people are tired of the non-boring murders, too.