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🛎 ([personal profile] guestservices) wrote in [community profile] suitedreams2022-05-10 09:26 pm
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WEEK ZERO: MINGLE






W̴͍̎E̴̝̊E̸͚͝K̸͕̿ ZERO: MINGLE

(35 ḡ̴̻u̷͌͜ê̴̯s̶̢͑t̵̻͝s̴̡̐ ̴c̴h̴e̶c̴k̷e̶d̸ ̶i̴n̴)


Needless to say, marble isn't exactly the most comfortable surface to sleep on. Do you even remember falling asleep? Maybe not, but the moment your eyes flutter open and the lingering stardust fades, you come into consciousness with the distinct feeling that your dreams were very important.

You vaguely remember a shadowed hand, the pen and the scroll in its grip as the terms and conditions glow softly before you. You can't quite remember the details, the words blurring and fading fasting the longer you try, but you come to a conclusion rather quickly:

-Someone you care about is in trouble and their life is now your responsibility.
-You have signed a contract to provide entertainment to the Host in exchange for their safe return.

Your other memories begin to settle now that you're more awake. You remember that this isn't the first time you've been swept away for a game by someone else's design. You remember what those games entailed, too, but as the pieces click together you get the sense that murdering everyone around you isn't a solution. It won't get your hostage back sooner. It will only end tragically for everyone involved.

So instead, perhaps it's time to take in your surroundings. Where the hell even are you now? The marble floor of the lobby is still cool to the touch, and the front desk is before you with several keys on hooks against the wall. Each of them includes a keychain with two small, clear star-shaped crystals embedded at the bottom. Too bad you can't seem to remove the keys just yet! Guest accommodations aren't quite ready.

Ah, right. About that. You aren't alone! After all, what's the fun in playing a game by yourself? Should one try to actually count the keys hanging on the wall, you'll find there are 35 in total. You can also learn more about them should you look at the leather-bound book bolted to the front desk. Though some of them may look a bit different, seeing how everyone gathered in the lobby is dressed to the nines. What happened to your other clothing? Worry not. You do want to be presentable at the front desk, don't you?

Speaking of the front desk, while you aren't able to retrieve your keys or even leave the ground floor right now, you will find small gift boxes scattered around the desk as a complementary gift for each guest. Inside these boxes, you will find:

-A flask. Those of legal drinking age will find it filled with a sweet wine, and those underage will find juice of some kind.
-A shaving kit
- A single aspirin
-A keychain
-A condolence card
-A sheet of temporary tattoos
-A small bag of jerky
-A compact mirror with a cute pattern on the outer casing


No other items are on your person even if you were holding onto them prior to your arrival. Perhaps the bellhop has already taken your luggage for you?

But despite the front desk hosting a small cluster of bells, ringing them doesn't seem to draw the attention of anyone. The bells cannot be removed from the desk, but the hotel staff appears to be occupied with other tasks.

It looks as though you're on your own for now until maintenance is finished. But it's just like the first time, isn't it? Get to know the other guests, start asking questions, and settle in for your stay.

You can check-out any time you like, but you can never leave...


unbested: (my cap'n crunch treasure map says)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-04 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
Of course it is! Making brilliant deductions is part of being a great prosecutor, so there's no way the best prosecutor in the world would be the... uh... h-hold on.

[ give him, like. a full 30 seconds to flip through all the pages and look at all the INT stats here.

he slams the book closed again when he's done. ]


...the tied-for-third least intelligent person here!
fishingforcompliments: (058)

[personal profile] fishingforcompliments 2022-06-04 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
...I see. Well, when you put it that way...

[when he puts it that way she can't help but question his claim of being the best prosecutor in he world... but saying that would be rude, so she says nothing.]
unbested: (swing choir ain't gonna rehearse itself)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-04 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
See? If I'm the tied-for-third most intelligent person, then it makes perfect sense! The only reason I'm not first is probably because I'm still so young, so I still have a few things left to learn.

And now you've gotten to see one of my deductions in real time!!
fishingforcompliments: (020)

[personal profile] fishingforcompliments 2022-06-04 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[she leans over and flips to her own profile]

Ah! Then am I to believe that I am one of the less intelligent people here?

[she makes a sad face at him]
unbested: (do you know how fast you were going)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-04 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It's fine, 15 looks to be about average for this group. You could still be in the upper half.
unbested: (mornin' larry)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-04 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Not everyone can be the best! It's nothing to be ashamed of.

[ unless you're him and your entire identity is built on just that!!!! hahahaaaa ]
fishingforcompliments: (Default)

[personal profile] fishingforcompliments 2022-06-04 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[...you know what, she's just gonna let him have this one.]

Yes, you are right about that! That is certainly a wise thing to keep in mind.
unbested: (a treasury of sergio aregones sketches)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-04 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup! I know a lot about this kind of stuff. [ that's why his WIS is an extremely impressive 3!!!! ] Anyway, you're, uh...

[ actually looks at the rest of her profile while she has it open to that page... and understands...

very little. ]


Um. A... camper...?
fishingforcompliments: (027)

[personal profile] fishingforcompliments 2022-06-04 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
...yes, the place I was before this was a camp.
unbested: (any larry csonka movies on tonight)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-04 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're missing camp for this now?

[ sounds like a bad tradeoff! ]
fishingforcompliments: (058)

[personal profile] fishingforcompliments 2022-06-04 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. No, ah...

[her brow furrows.]

Where were you before this? You went through an unpleasant experience, did you not? Involving, ah... murder? ...the camp was like that.
unbested: (somebody covered their tomato plants)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-05 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ a camp simulation...???

oh wait she means the murder part (love that he still isn't questioning his intelligence stat theory here) ]


Oh! Um, sorry. I thought that looked like the safest thing to ask about...
fishingforcompliments: (004)

[personal profile] fishingforcompliments 2022-06-05 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
It is alright. "Camp," by itself, does seem rather innocuous...
unbested: (yay this is fun)

[personal profile] unbested 2022-06-05 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ here! ]