WEEK ZERO: MINGLE

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W̴͍̎E̴̝̊E̸͚͝K̸͕̿ ZERO: MINGLE

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Good morning, esteemed guests. Did you sleep well? We hope you found your accommodations suitable. It did take some time to get your rooms ready, after all.

As you awaken on Monday, you’ll find that things are just as they were the night before. The kitchen will serve piping hot breakfast during the morning hours, the pool’s been stocked with fresh towels and the gardens are open for anyone who wishes to spend some time among nature. However, should you explore a bit, you’ll find that a few new changes have been made to the hotel itself.

The front door no longer spins endlessly, for one thing. Should you make an attempt to exit the hotel, you will find yourself entering a new location. Some of you may even find this place familiar.

In addition, should you enter the elevator you will find a new button appears, proudly reading 00. Pushing this button will take you to a new floor where you will also find a few new areas to peruse. Explore to your heart’s content, get to know more of the hotel, and take your time in learning more about each other.

…speaking of…you may find yourself learning more about some people than others. For the duration of this week, you will find yourself with a connection to your suitemate that cannot be severed. You will be able to feel certain pains and emotions that they feel throughout the week. Nothing brutal, mostly those pesky, annoying feelings you don’t want to share with people. Are you feeling a little embarrassed someone complimented you? Your partner will feel this embarrassment. Got a nasty little papercut from misbehaving? Your partner will feel that, too. And if you don't have a suitemate? Don't worry. You'll find yourself attached to the suitemates right next door to you. Try not to drive each other too insane, hm?

Oh, and we would like to mention…housekeeping came by and has provided everyone with one (1) travel-sized toothbrush and toothpaste. Clean your mouths, stinky guests.

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Comments

I (3NB) banged 20 people, learned to read, and came back to life all in two months AMA

[headmt]

[ theres no commentary here maybe he just naturally typed this ]

[outsidebones]

Ew. That's clearly an exaggeration.

[headmt]

W hat ? I was reading p rety good by the end thre

[ so hes still not the best typist ]

[outsidebones]

Gross.

[headmt]

SORY THAT I DID WHAT I WAS SUPOSED TO DO AND GOT MY LIFE BACK HARROW

[evocationary]

was it really 20

[headmt]

[ no ]

maybe rounded up a little

[evocationary]

it is still impressive someone should give you an award!

[headmt]

I do it for the fans, not the fame of course. wouldn't turn DOWN a prize or anything though.

[ashenvaliant]

and the award goes toooooo....

[headmt]

honestly was sort of exhausting

sometimes things work their way out of your system

[ashenvaliant]

now i'm wondering if you actually slept or did you just pretend and then sneak people into your room.

[callalilies]

you cant hear or see me but im clapping my hands

so accomplished

[headmt]

thank you! i consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

i have not done a lot with my life to date

[callalilies]

well just have to help you do even more these next two months then

[aono]

how did u learn so fast readings hard

[headmt]

wel

im prety sure the old brain knew how to do it at one point and then i forgot which ws not necesarily a bad thing he did NOT use reading to get up to anything good but i gues it is sort of useful

point is relearning it was not as hard as first t ime

maybe in theoree ? thery? the o ree

[aono]

[There is. A long pause as Rin tries to parse what Molly just said. But there is a Very Specific Reason why it suddenly clicks.]

oh ur like me ok

makes sense

howd u get him 2 shut up

[mustbepurged]

That's really impressive!

[then, hastily added:]

the reaidng part

reading

[headmt]

i think the ressurec tion was way more impressive!

[mustbepurged]

Yes, that too!

How did you achieve that?

[shaft]

What's the most valuable thing you learned from all that?

[headmt]

life is short and often entirely out of your control and prone to sudden and violent ends, and youll always want more of it no matter how much you think otherwise. cant fix the nature of the world but try and be kind when you can to balance it out, enjoy what you like and care about things deeply, let go of regrets that wont matter when youre cold in the ground and beyond caring about anything at all.

[ oh, disgusting sincerity. ew, molly. ]

also do not eat cake you do not nkow the origin of

[shaft]

[ that's so sincere and sweet what should he say ]

Nice.

[skyagain]

Are all those

related?