WEEK ZERO: MINGLE

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W̴͍̎E̴̝̊E̸͚͝K̸͕̿ ZERO: MINGLE

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Good morning, esteemed guests. Did you sleep well? We hope you found your accommodations suitable. It did take some time to get your rooms ready, after all.

As you awaken on Monday, you’ll find that things are just as they were the night before. The kitchen will serve piping hot breakfast during the morning hours, the pool’s been stocked with fresh towels and the gardens are open for anyone who wishes to spend some time among nature. However, should you explore a bit, you’ll find that a few new changes have been made to the hotel itself.

The front door no longer spins endlessly, for one thing. Should you make an attempt to exit the hotel, you will find yourself entering a new location. Some of you may even find this place familiar.

In addition, should you enter the elevator you will find a new button appears, proudly reading 00. Pushing this button will take you to a new floor where you will also find a few new areas to peruse. Explore to your heart’s content, get to know more of the hotel, and take your time in learning more about each other.

…speaking of…you may find yourself learning more about some people than others. For the duration of this week, you will find yourself with a connection to your suitemate that cannot be severed. You will be able to feel certain pains and emotions that they feel throughout the week. Nothing brutal, mostly those pesky, annoying feelings you don’t want to share with people. Are you feeling a little embarrassed someone complimented you? Your partner will feel this embarrassment. Got a nasty little papercut from misbehaving? Your partner will feel that, too. And if you don't have a suitemate? Don't worry. You'll find yourself attached to the suitemates right next door to you. Try not to drive each other too insane, hm?

Oh, and we would like to mention…housekeeping came by and has provided everyone with one (1) travel-sized toothbrush and toothpaste. Clean your mouths, stinky guests.

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Comments

MESSAGE FROM: lup * isthereacharacterlimitonthisthing42069bone

[evocationary]

i (100mumbleF) went to space and got chewed on by a demonic furby every friday AMA

[battling]

it had teeth?

[evocationary]

unfortunately yes

[battling]

I kinda want to see this thing. Teeth and a beak.

[agleam]

Chewed on????

[evocationary]

unfortunately

it had teeth
ate someones eyeballs once

[agleam]

GROS

[dms]

A furby...? Isn't that that weird, creepy toy from forever ago? Why was it chewing on you? How'd you even find one?

[evocationary]

long story short it was using us like barbies and
actually the station was all very nineties themed! wild
anyway

it was hungry

[dms]

You mean like how people do those themed parties and dress up like they're from the 90s?

Yikes! Maybe you should have gotten some snacks for it? What do furbies eat, anyway?

[technocool]

do they make rabies shots for that?

[evocationary]

no idea!
i don't think i have rabies
probably

[technocool]

we should probably find out
idk but werefruby was not on my bingo card

[aono]

evil firb


furby

eevil furby

i knew they were evil

[evocationary]

the evil is stored in the furby's deep dark terrible heart

[aono]

i saw them at the store

they made yukio cry so i punch it

[callalilies]

what did it look like

and has it paid for its crimes

[evocationary]

maybe ten feet long thirteen legs big beak with teeth soulless eyes
sometimes it had a sweater

it should be dead

[callalilies]

why would it chew specifically every friday ??





birds dont deserve teeth

[skyagain]

Why was it eating you?

[evocationary]

oh you know
i'm a snack

[highestheim]

. . .

[ yes he did deliberately type the dots slowly ]

I can see why you called me an elf baby.

[evocationary]

i am technically much older than that but i lost track
its easier to be like i am one hundred plus

[afterword]

Really testing the limit on the username.

[evocationary]

someone has to! i will be the guinea pig