suitedreams | WEEK ZERO: MINGLE

W̴͍̎E̴̝̊E̸͚͝K̸͕̿ ZERO: MINGLE

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Good morning, esteemed guests. Did you sleep well? We hope you found your accommodations suitable. It did take some time to get your rooms ready, after all.

As you awaken on Monday, you’ll find that things are just as they were the night before. The kitchen will serve piping hot breakfast during the morning hours, the pool’s been stocked with fresh towels and the gardens are open for anyone who wishes to spend some time among nature. However, should you explore a bit, you’ll find that a few new changes have been made to the hotel itself.

The front door no longer spins endlessly, for one thing. Should you make an attempt to exit the hotel, you will find yourself entering a new location. Some of you may even find this place familiar.

In addition, should you enter the elevator you will find a new button appears, proudly reading 00. Pushing this button will take you to a new floor where you will also find a few new areas to peruse. Explore to your heart’s content, get to know more of the hotel, and take your time in learning more about each other.

…speaking of…you may find yourself learning more about some people than others. For the duration of this week, you will find yourself with a connection to your suitemate that cannot be severed. You will be able to feel certain pains and emotions that they feel throughout the week. Nothing brutal, mostly those pesky, annoying feelings you don’t want to share with people. Are you feeling a little embarrassed someone complimented you? Your partner will feel this embarrassment. Got a nasty little papercut from misbehaving? Your partner will feel that, too. And if you don't have a suitemate? Don't worry. You'll find yourself attached to the suitemates right next door to you. Try not to drive each other too insane, hm?

Oh, and we would like to mention…housekeeping came by and has provided everyone with one (1) travel-sized toothbrush and toothpaste. Clean your mouths, stinky guests.

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Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

This vintage aesthetic is totally on point! I love it!

Okay, okay, here we go:
I (20M) recently mastered the skill of the body double and made all my friends believe my arm fell off! AMA!

Edited 2022-06-08 16:44 (UTC)

why

Practice!

[ this explains nothing ]

Practice losing arsm? arms?

Shinobi practice! Nin nin!

Nin??

No, no, you have to say it twice or it's not right. Nin nin!

the fuck is a nin

Nin nin! It means to be stealthy! Like ninjas!

Edited 2022-06-08 17:10 (UTC)

I've never heard of a ninjas

Oh man, you're really missing out! They're so much fun!

Explain them.

They're awesome! They're, like, mercenaries who work in the shadows! The 007s of the ancient Japanese world!
They're good with weapons and martial arts, but ninjutsu is a must. It's like guerilla warfare, because they didn't usually fight on the front lines, you know? That would defeat the purpose of being a ninja.