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🛎 ([personal profile] guestservices) wrote in [community profile] suitedreams2022-06-05 12:31 pm

WEEK ZERO: MINGLE






W̴͍̎E̴̝̊E̸͚͝K̸͕̿ ZERO: MINGLE

(35 ḡ̴̻u̷͌͜ê̴̯s̶̢͑t̵̻͝s̴̡̐ ̴c̴h̴e̶c̴k̷e̶d̸ ̶i̴n̴)


Good morning, esteemed guests. Did you sleep well? We hope you found your accommodations suitable. It did take some time to get your rooms ready, after all.

As you awaken on Monday, you’ll find that things are just as they were the night before. The kitchen will serve piping hot breakfast during the morning hours, the pool’s been stocked with fresh towels and the gardens are open for anyone who wishes to spend some time among nature. However, should you explore a bit, you’ll find that a few new changes have been made to the hotel itself.

The front door no longer spins endlessly, for one thing. Should you make an attempt to exit the hotel, you will find yourself entering a new location. Some of you may even find this place familiar.

In addition, should you enter the elevator you will find a new button appears, proudly reading 00. Pushing this button will take you to a new floor where you will also find a few new areas to peruse. Explore to your heart’s content, get to know more of the hotel, and take your time in learning more about each other.

…speaking of…you may find yourself learning more about some people than others. For the duration of this week, you will find yourself with a connection to your suitemate that cannot be severed. You will be able to feel certain pains and emotions that they feel throughout the week. Nothing brutal, mostly those pesky, annoying feelings you don’t want to share with people. Are you feeling a little embarrassed someone complimented you? Your partner will feel this embarrassment. Got a nasty little papercut from misbehaving? Your partner will feel that, too. And if you don't have a suitemate? Don't worry. You'll find yourself attached to the suitemates right next door to you. Try not to drive each other too insane, hm?

Oh, and we would like to mention…housekeeping came by and has provided everyone with one (1) travel-sized toothbrush and toothpaste. Clean your mouths, stinky guests.


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sheila * snowman

[personal profile] toesies 2022-06-08 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I (39F) accidentally started a religion when I (also accidebtally axxidentally accidentally FUCK) convinced my neighbor's ex that I was a messenger of god sent to defeat the nazis. AMA
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[personal profile] battling 2022-06-08 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"the nazis"?
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[personal profile] toesies 2022-06-08 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Very bad people. The worst!
They like invented hate crimes
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[personal profile] battling 2022-06-08 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[do northern wizards know what hate crimes are!?]

Never heard of them. Earth thing?
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[personal profile] toesies 2022-06-08 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep
Man I wish that were me

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[personal profile] ashenvaliant 2022-06-08 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
all hail saint sheila
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[personal profile] toesies 2022-06-08 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Remind me to show uou the painting she made one day
It's a LOT
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[personal profile] ashenvaliant 2022-06-08 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
... oh shit she did a painting? sheila how did this never come up before, hello?
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[personal profile] evocationary 2022-06-08 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
i'd join that religion
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[personal profile] toesies 2022-06-08 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, you're so sweet.
But setjously don't
Seriousky
Seriously
Goddamnit
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[personal profile] evocationary 2022-06-08 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
i too am suffering the lack of backsapce
FUCK I ALMOST MADE IT
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[personal profile] aono 2022-06-08 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
well thats ok most religons r started on lies a nyway
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[personal profile] toesies 2022-06-08 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
didn't really want to start one though?
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[personal profile] aono 2022-06-08 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
but u wanted 2 stop nazis so trhats good
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[personal profile] toesies 2022-06-09 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Hell yeah it is!
It's always morally correct to beat the crap outta some nazis
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[personal profile] supremity 2022-06-08 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
do you defeat nazis though?
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[personal profile] toesies 2022-06-08 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm always looking for new ways to put more good in the world!
Like punching nazis
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[personal profile] supremity 2022-06-08 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
good mindset.
never met a nazi but judging from the responses they need punching.
doesn't sound like there's anything wrong with this religion.

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[personal profile] classmate 2022-06-08 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
How does this happen accidentally???
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[personal profile] toesies 2022-06-08 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Well you know
Jesus did NOT take the wheel that night
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[personal profile] classmate 2022-06-08 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Jesus drives…?

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[personal profile] frostythehitman 2022-06-08 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
How'd you manage that? That would've made my life SO much easier if I could've pulled that off.
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[personal profile] toesies 2022-06-08 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
She convinced herself! It was kind of impressive but also a LOT to process?
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[personal profile] frostythehitman 2022-06-08 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
How'd you work the defeating Nazis part into it?

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[personal profile] decaptych 2022-06-09 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
i have noifea what amny of this means but i think i loce it