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🛎 ([personal profile] guestservices) wrote in [community profile] suitedreams2022-06-05 12:31 pm

WEEK ZERO: MINGLE






W̴͍̎E̴̝̊E̸͚͝K̸͕̿ ZERO: MINGLE

(35 ḡ̴̻u̷͌͜ê̴̯s̶̢͑t̵̻͝s̴̡̐ ̴c̴h̴e̶c̴k̷e̶d̸ ̶i̴n̴)


Good morning, esteemed guests. Did you sleep well? We hope you found your accommodations suitable. It did take some time to get your rooms ready, after all.

As you awaken on Monday, you’ll find that things are just as they were the night before. The kitchen will serve piping hot breakfast during the morning hours, the pool’s been stocked with fresh towels and the gardens are open for anyone who wishes to spend some time among nature. However, should you explore a bit, you’ll find that a few new changes have been made to the hotel itself.

The front door no longer spins endlessly, for one thing. Should you make an attempt to exit the hotel, you will find yourself entering a new location. Some of you may even find this place familiar.

In addition, should you enter the elevator you will find a new button appears, proudly reading 00. Pushing this button will take you to a new floor where you will also find a few new areas to peruse. Explore to your heart’s content, get to know more of the hotel, and take your time in learning more about each other.

…speaking of…you may find yourself learning more about some people than others. For the duration of this week, you will find yourself with a connection to your suitemate that cannot be severed. You will be able to feel certain pains and emotions that they feel throughout the week. Nothing brutal, mostly those pesky, annoying feelings you don’t want to share with people. Are you feeling a little embarrassed someone complimented you? Your partner will feel this embarrassment. Got a nasty little papercut from misbehaving? Your partner will feel that, too. And if you don't have a suitemate? Don't worry. You'll find yourself attached to the suitemates right next door to you. Try not to drive each other too insane, hm?

Oh, and we would like to mention…housekeeping came by and has provided everyone with one (1) travel-sized toothbrush and toothpaste. Clean your mouths, stinky guests.


aono: (46)

[personal profile] aono 2022-06-08 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
how thats like 5 years a life ur not a tofddlr

todlre

BABY
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[personal profile] malewife 2022-06-08 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
lkgslksgdlk;l:LAL:
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[personal profile] malewife 2022-06-08 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I said not to ask questions.
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[personal profile] malewife 2022-06-08 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
To clarify, when I died, I would regress to a specific event where I'm 28.
aono: (104)

[personal profile] aono 2022-06-08 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
what if i cook for u

oh u answrd ok

thats weird time loop shit
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[personal profile] malewife 2022-06-08 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
i DON'T EAT OTHER PEOPLE'S COOKING.
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[personal profile] malewife 2022-06-08 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
i'VE DIED TO POISON ONCE.

mOST IMPORTANTLY, MY COOKING IS BETTER THAN OTHER'S.
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[personal profile] malewife 2022-06-08 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
aono: (72)

[personal profile] aono 2022-06-08 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
i wouldnt poison u

[:(]

and even if u the best u not always want to cook
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[personal profile] malewife 2022-06-08 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
i KNOW.

cOOKING ISN'T A CHORE OR A BOTHER FOR ME. iT'S RELAXING.
aono: (133)

[personal profile] aono 2022-06-08 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
hit the caps lock buton
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[personal profile] malewife 2022-06-08 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
i HAVE. iT IS STILL JAMMED.

iT'S FINE. i WILL NOT BE USING THIS TYPEWRITER AGAIN AFTER TODAY.
aono: (67)

[personal profile] aono 2022-06-08 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
did u punch it
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[personal profile] malewife 2022-06-08 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I used the fake plastic models of monitors that are in my room.
aono: (90)

[personal profile] aono 2022-06-09 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
u didnt say no to punching tho
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[personal profile] malewife 2022-06-09 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Using the plastic models is not punching.