WEEK ZERO: MINGLE

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W̴͍̎E̴̝̊E̸͚͝K̸͕̿ ZERO: MINGLE

(35 ḡ̴̻u̷͌͜ê̴̯s̶̢͑t̵̻͝s̴̡̐ ̴c̴h̴e̶c̴k̷e̶d̸ ̶i̴n̴)

Good morning, esteemed guests. Did you sleep well? We hope you found your accommodations suitable. It did take some time to get your rooms ready, after all.

As you awaken on Monday, you’ll find that things are just as they were the night before. The kitchen will serve piping hot breakfast during the morning hours, the pool’s been stocked with fresh towels and the gardens are open for anyone who wishes to spend some time among nature. However, should you explore a bit, you’ll find that a few new changes have been made to the hotel itself.

The front door no longer spins endlessly, for one thing. Should you make an attempt to exit the hotel, you will find yourself entering a new location. Some of you may even find this place familiar.

In addition, should you enter the elevator you will find a new button appears, proudly reading 00. Pushing this button will take you to a new floor where you will also find a few new areas to peruse. Explore to your heart’s content, get to know more of the hotel, and take your time in learning more about each other.

…speaking of…you may find yourself learning more about some people than others. For the duration of this week, you will find yourself with a connection to your suitemate that cannot be severed. You will be able to feel certain pains and emotions that they feel throughout the week. Nothing brutal, mostly those pesky, annoying feelings you don’t want to share with people. Are you feeling a little embarrassed someone complimented you? Your partner will feel this embarrassment. Got a nasty little papercut from misbehaving? Your partner will feel that, too. And if you don't have a suitemate? Don't worry. You'll find yourself attached to the suitemates right next door to you. Try not to drive each other too insane, hm?

Oh, and we would like to mention…housekeeping came by and has provided everyone with one (1) travel-sized toothbrush and toothpaste. Clean your mouths, stinky guests.

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Comments

[headmt]

yeah yeah i know only so many times you can repeat an act before it gets stale

[malewife]

iT GETS TIRING VERY FAST AND MAKES LIFE LOSE MEANING.

hOW DID YOU DIE THREE TIMES? dO NOT SAY YOU DIED DURING SEX. i DON'T CARE TO KEEP READING YOUR LOVE LIFE ON MY PAPER.

[headmt]

only dead twice ! on third go roudn now

first round was some other guy - met bad end of jealous wizard i think?
then i crawl out of his grave round 2
i run into big fella with gla glave ? big stick sharp end
i crawl out of weird space station haunted by furby
current ly round 3

make sens e?
goal will be die during sex when i am 124 years old this time ok

[malewife]

gLAVE OR GLAIVE IS CORRECT. tHE ADDITIONAL PLAN ON YOUR FUTURE THIRD DEATH IS UNNECESSARY.

eVERYTHING MAKES SENSE EXCEPT FOR fURBY. sAME ONE THAT CHEWS ON lUP lASTNAME?