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suitedreams2022-06-05 12:31 pm
WEEK ZERO: MINGLE





W̴͍̎E̴̝̊E̸͚͝K̸͕̿ ZERO: MINGLE
(35 ḡ̴̻u̷͌͜ê̴̯s̶̢͑t̵̻͝s̴̡̐ ̴c̴h̴e̶c̴k̷e̶d̸ ̶i̴n̴)
Good morning, esteemed guests. Did you sleep well? We hope you found your accommodations suitable. It did take some time to get your rooms ready, after all.
As you awaken on Monday, you’ll find that things are just as they were the night before. The kitchen will serve piping hot breakfast during the morning hours, the pool’s been stocked with fresh towels and the gardens are open for anyone who wishes to spend some time among nature. However, should you explore a bit, you’ll find that a few new changes have been made to the hotel itself.
The front door no longer spins endlessly, for one thing. Should you make an attempt to exit the hotel, you will find yourself entering a new location. Some of you may even find this place familiar.
In addition, should you enter the elevator you will find a new button appears, proudly reading 00. Pushing this button will take you to a new floor where you will also find a few new areas to peruse. Explore to your heart’s content, get to know more of the hotel, and take your time in learning more about each other.
…speaking of…you may find yourself learning more about some people than others. For the duration of this week, you will find yourself with a connection to your suitemate that cannot be severed. You will be able to feel certain pains and emotions that they feel throughout the week. Nothing brutal, mostly those pesky, annoying feelings you don’t want to share with people. Are you feeling a little embarrassed someone complimented you? Your partner will feel this embarrassment. Got a nasty little papercut from misbehaving? Your partner will feel that, too. And if you don't have a suitemate? Don't worry. You'll find yourself attached to the suitemates right next door to you. Try not to drive each other too insane, hm?
Oh, and we would like to mention…housekeeping came by and has provided everyone with one (1) travel-sized toothbrush and toothpaste. Clean your mouths, stinky guests.

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What does that even MEAN?
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I apologize - that was quite the odd typo. Allow me to clear up the matter:
We ARE swordS.
I hope that is more sufficient and grammatically acceptable.
Signed,
Mikazuki Munechika
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That doesn't really clear anything up though. How are you typing on a typewriter if you're a sword? Do you sprout hands and fingers out of the blade or something?
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What a picture it would paint if I were to say yes.
But I suppose the more truthful answer would be to say that we are at once swords and human....like.
Signed,
Mikazuki Munechika
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Also, you know you don't have to write every response like a letter, right?
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It works in the sense that we have been swords for a very long time indeed, and only recently have found ourselves in possession of human bodies and hearts. The learning curve has been fascinating indeed.
Even if I do not, does it not have a certain charm to it?
Signed,
Mikazuki Munechika
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So what do swords do when they've got human bodies to be in suddenly?
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Are you
Trying to make an emoji on a typewriter?
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yeah
I got that
[ congrats, you startled him so bad he forgot his capitalization and punctuation ]
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then problem solved
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