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🛎 ([personal profile] guestservices) wrote in [community profile] suitedreams2022-06-05 12:31 pm

WEEK ZERO: MINGLE






W̴͍̎E̴̝̊E̸͚͝K̸͕̿ ZERO: MINGLE

(35 ḡ̴̻u̷͌͜ê̴̯s̶̢͑t̵̻͝s̴̡̐ ̴c̴h̴e̶c̴k̷e̶d̸ ̶i̴n̴)


Good morning, esteemed guests. Did you sleep well? We hope you found your accommodations suitable. It did take some time to get your rooms ready, after all.

As you awaken on Monday, you’ll find that things are just as they were the night before. The kitchen will serve piping hot breakfast during the morning hours, the pool’s been stocked with fresh towels and the gardens are open for anyone who wishes to spend some time among nature. However, should you explore a bit, you’ll find that a few new changes have been made to the hotel itself.

The front door no longer spins endlessly, for one thing. Should you make an attempt to exit the hotel, you will find yourself entering a new location. Some of you may even find this place familiar.

In addition, should you enter the elevator you will find a new button appears, proudly reading 00. Pushing this button will take you to a new floor where you will also find a few new areas to peruse. Explore to your heart’s content, get to know more of the hotel, and take your time in learning more about each other.

…speaking of…you may find yourself learning more about some people than others. For the duration of this week, you will find yourself with a connection to your suitemate that cannot be severed. You will be able to feel certain pains and emotions that they feel throughout the week. Nothing brutal, mostly those pesky, annoying feelings you don’t want to share with people. Are you feeling a little embarrassed someone complimented you? Your partner will feel this embarrassment. Got a nasty little papercut from misbehaving? Your partner will feel that, too. And if you don't have a suitemate? Don't worry. You'll find yourself attached to the suitemates right next door to you. Try not to drive each other too insane, hm?

Oh, and we would like to mention…housekeeping came by and has provided everyone with one (1) travel-sized toothbrush and toothpaste. Clean your mouths, stinky guests.


ercnerd: (47)

[personal profile] ercnerd 2022-06-08 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Why didn't you just eat it?
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[personal profile] mustbepurged 2022-06-08 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
That would be cruel, I think...

Also, he was more than 10m tall.
ercnerd: (43)

[personal profile] ercnerd 2022-06-08 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
What a waste.
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[personal profile] mustbepurged 2022-06-08 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't even think about it! He had a family!
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[personal profile] ercnerd 2022-06-08 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
How big were his children?
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[personal profile] mustbepurged 2022-06-08 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Much, much smaller. They were really cute.
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[personal profile] ercnerd 2022-06-08 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
That's too bad.
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[personal profile] mustbepurged 2022-06-08 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
No, it's not! Stop thinking about eating them!
ercnerd: (46)

[personal profile] ercnerd 2022-06-08 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Just one more question: were they chocolate cookies?
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[personal profile] mustbepurged 2022-06-08 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
No, they were gingerbread.



Why?
ercnerd: (02)

[personal profile] ercnerd 2022-06-08 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Why else? Chocolate cookies taste the best!
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[personal profile] mustbepurged 2022-06-08 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I said stop it!!!!
ercnerd: (47)

[personal profile] ercnerd 2022-06-08 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
All right, all right. I was joking. I'm not going to eat your cookie and his family.