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🛎 ([personal profile] guestservices) wrote in [community profile] suitedreams2022-06-05 12:31 pm

WEEK ZERO: MINGLE






W̴͍̎E̴̝̊E̸͚͝K̸͕̿ ZERO: MINGLE

(35 ḡ̴̻u̷͌͜ê̴̯s̶̢͑t̵̻͝s̴̡̐ ̴c̴h̴e̶c̴k̷e̶d̸ ̶i̴n̴)


Good morning, esteemed guests. Did you sleep well? We hope you found your accommodations suitable. It did take some time to get your rooms ready, after all.

As you awaken on Monday, you’ll find that things are just as they were the night before. The kitchen will serve piping hot breakfast during the morning hours, the pool’s been stocked with fresh towels and the gardens are open for anyone who wishes to spend some time among nature. However, should you explore a bit, you’ll find that a few new changes have been made to the hotel itself.

The front door no longer spins endlessly, for one thing. Should you make an attempt to exit the hotel, you will find yourself entering a new location. Some of you may even find this place familiar.

In addition, should you enter the elevator you will find a new button appears, proudly reading 00. Pushing this button will take you to a new floor where you will also find a few new areas to peruse. Explore to your heart’s content, get to know more of the hotel, and take your time in learning more about each other.

…speaking of…you may find yourself learning more about some people than others. For the duration of this week, you will find yourself with a connection to your suitemate that cannot be severed. You will be able to feel certain pains and emotions that they feel throughout the week. Nothing brutal, mostly those pesky, annoying feelings you don’t want to share with people. Are you feeling a little embarrassed someone complimented you? Your partner will feel this embarrassment. Got a nasty little papercut from misbehaving? Your partner will feel that, too. And if you don't have a suitemate? Don't worry. You'll find yourself attached to the suitemates right next door to you. Try not to drive each other too insane, hm?

Oh, and we would like to mention…housekeeping came by and has provided everyone with one (1) travel-sized toothbrush and toothpaste. Clean your mouths, stinky guests.


frostythehitman: (god what an asshole)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2022-06-08 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're just okay with licking things being described as "tonguing" forever, is that it?
dms: (bloomed)

[personal profile] dms 2022-06-08 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
It's NBD so yeah, why not?
frostythehitman: (hey fuck you mate)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2022-06-08 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Great. Then I guess I'll go tongue my flask full of wine, then go grab a delicious lunch where I tongue the plate clean and when I get injured I'll tongue my wounds. That sound good?
dms: (head empty)

[personal profile] dms 2022-06-08 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
...You lick your flask?

[ sir? ]
frostythehitman: (mmmMMMNNRGHGHGH)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2022-06-08 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
What? No. I drink from it.

But drinking involves liquid touching your tongue, so that could qualify as 'tonguing' too, if we're going to play as fast and loose as we want with the word!
dms: (trajectory of blooming)

[personal profile] dms 2022-06-08 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure we were only saying that licking and tonguing are interchangeable, not drinking? But it's not hurting anybody, so you do you!