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🛎 ([personal profile] guestservices) wrote in [community profile] suitedreams2022-06-05 12:31 pm

WEEK ZERO: MINGLE






W̴͍̎E̴̝̊E̸͚͝K̸͕̿ ZERO: MINGLE

(35 ḡ̴̻u̷͌͜ê̴̯s̶̢͑t̵̻͝s̴̡̐ ̴c̴h̴e̶c̴k̷e̶d̸ ̶i̴n̴)


Good morning, esteemed guests. Did you sleep well? We hope you found your accommodations suitable. It did take some time to get your rooms ready, after all.

As you awaken on Monday, you’ll find that things are just as they were the night before. The kitchen will serve piping hot breakfast during the morning hours, the pool’s been stocked with fresh towels and the gardens are open for anyone who wishes to spend some time among nature. However, should you explore a bit, you’ll find that a few new changes have been made to the hotel itself.

The front door no longer spins endlessly, for one thing. Should you make an attempt to exit the hotel, you will find yourself entering a new location. Some of you may even find this place familiar.

In addition, should you enter the elevator you will find a new button appears, proudly reading 00. Pushing this button will take you to a new floor where you will also find a few new areas to peruse. Explore to your heart’s content, get to know more of the hotel, and take your time in learning more about each other.

…speaking of…you may find yourself learning more about some people than others. For the duration of this week, you will find yourself with a connection to your suitemate that cannot be severed. You will be able to feel certain pains and emotions that they feel throughout the week. Nothing brutal, mostly those pesky, annoying feelings you don’t want to share with people. Are you feeling a little embarrassed someone complimented you? Your partner will feel this embarrassment. Got a nasty little papercut from misbehaving? Your partner will feel that, too. And if you don't have a suitemate? Don't worry. You'll find yourself attached to the suitemates right next door to you. Try not to drive each other too insane, hm?

Oh, and we would like to mention…housekeeping came by and has provided everyone with one (1) travel-sized toothbrush and toothpaste. Clean your mouths, stinky guests.


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[personal profile] malewife 2022-06-10 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
nO. iT IS DURABLE, MOST LIKELY ENCHANTED.

tHE TYPEWRITER WILL CONTINUE TO HAUNT US DURING OUR STAY.
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[personal profile] overruns 2022-06-10 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Many things cannotr be destroyed here

But also thi
s device feels mostly harmless
no?
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[personal profile] malewife 2022-06-10 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
fINDING THAT YOU'VE WRITTEN SOMETHING YOU HAD NO INTENTIOINS TO WRITE IS NOT HARMLESS. bECOMING COMPLACENT MAY OPEN A DOOR TO MORE SUSCEPTIBILITY.

dO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO TYPE?
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[personal profile] overruns 2022-06-10 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
YYes,but this is a very convenient way to communicate even if it is very slow

[ because he's slow at typing ]

Pardon me Yoo Joonghyuk but you do not seem able to type either
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[personal profile] malewife 2022-06-10 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
yOU NEED TO PRACTICE IF YOU CARE TO USE IT.

mY SHIFT KEY IS JAMMED BECAUSE I HAD BEEN TRYING TO BREAK THE TYPEWRITER. iT IS NOT BECAUSE i DON'T KNOW HOW TO TYPE.
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[personal profile] overruns 2022-06-10 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
I am practicing as we speak.
Metaphorically, I mean,
as we are not actually speaking.

I can teach you how to use the SHIFT key if you would like
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[personal profile] malewife 2022-06-10 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
dIMITRI aLEXANDRE bLAIDDYD.

mY SHIFT KEY IS JAMMED. tO PUT IT IN ANOTHER WAY, IT IS BROKEN. i KNOW HOW TO USE IT WHEN IT ISN’T BROKEN.

dO YOU UNDERSTAND?
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[personal profile] overruns 2022-06-10 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
I understand that if you knew how it works,
you could simply reverse what you are doing for propre proper capitalization,could you not?


[ this man does not eat food and bleeds on things and cannot type ): ]

I understand however I did not encounter such fascinjt fasi fascinating machines until now either.
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[personal profile] malewife 2022-06-10 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
I didn’t care to fix it.

Are you typing with your index fingers?
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[personal profile] overruns 2022-06-10 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ so he cares now... ]

Yes,they are the most precise.
Is that not proper form?
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[personal profile] malewife 2022-06-10 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ stop it unstucked itself ]

While precise, it may give you a strain, but based on your strength that may not be an issue. It is slower and may instill improper muscle memory.

Since our situation is temporary, it's fine.


[ Decides that the slower Dimitri sends messages, the less messages he'll ever get from him, so this is better. ]