WEEK ZERO: MINI-EVENT PT 2

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W̴͍̎E̴̝̊E̸͚͝K̸͕̿ ZERO: MINI-EVENT PT 2

(35 ḡ̴̻u̷͌͜ê̴̯s̶̢͑t̵̻͝s̴̡̐ ̴c̴h̴e̶c̴k̷e̶d̸ ̶i̴n̴)

Good morning, esteemed guests. Did you sleep well? We hope you found your accommodations suitable. It did take some time to get your rooms ready, after all.

As you awaken on Monday, you’ll find that things are just as they were the night before. The kitchen will serve piping hot breakfast during the morning hours, the pool’s been stocked with fresh towels and the gardens are open for anyone who wishes to spend some time among nature. However, should you explore a bit, you’ll find that a few new changes have been made to the hotel itself.

The front door no longer spins endlessly, for one thing. Should you make an attempt to exit the hotel, you will find yourself entering a new location. Some of you may even find this place familiar.

In addition, should you enter the elevator you will find a new button appears, proudly reading 00. Pushing this button will take you to a new floor where you will also find a few new areas to peruse. Explore to your heart’s content, get to know more of the hotel, and take your time in learning more about each other.

…speaking of…you may find yourself learning more about some people than others. For the duration of this week, you will find yourself with a connection to your suitemate that cannot be severed. You will be able to feel certain pains and emotions that they feel throughout the week. Nothing brutal, mostly those pesky, annoying feelings you don’t want to share with people. Are you feeling a little embarrassed someone complimented you? Your partner will feel this embarrassment. Got a nasty little papercut from misbehaving? Your partner will feel that, too. And if you don't have a suitemate? Don't worry. You'll find yourself attached to the suitemates right next door to you. Try not to drive each other too insane, hm?

Oh, and we would like to mention…housekeeping came by and has provided everyone with one (1) travel-sized toothbrush and toothpaste. Clean your mouths, stinky guests.

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Comments

[headmt]

stoop;klkj ?

[guestservices]

Yes.

[headmt]

Excellent no further questions.




Just kidding I have a great many further questions.

[guestservices]

I'd love to say I'm selectively blind and don't see half of your message, but unfortunately I don't have much of a choice here.

I make no promises that I'll answer them.

[headmt]

oh yes getting to meet delightful and interesting people such a chore! the horror!

so, what's "entertainment" supposed to mean?

[guestservices]

But I haven't seen anyone interesting or delightful?

Not my place to define.

[headmt]

well that's because we're communicating through text

[die, mollymauk]

okay! evasive. so what are we supposed to be doing right now?

[guestservices]

Whatever, I guess? Steal knives, repeatedly walk into haunted rooms even though you all seem to get traumatized each time, get trapped in the revolving door, destroy the camp, etc.

[headmt]

the revolving door gets boring after a while, as do the repeated head injuries ...

how much do you know about all of us already then?

[guestservices]

More than I want to, really.

[headmt]

anyone in particular?

[guestservices]

In terms of having to know more than what I wanted? Congrats, you're around the top of the list.

[headmt]

i was only doing what was asked of me!

[guestservices]

This is what they call TMI.

[headmt]

it wasn't really 20, that was a slight exaggeration

[guestservices]

Should I offer my congratulations or condolences for being less of a slut than you claimed?

[headmt]

in eight weeks we are going to look back on this and laugh and laugh and laugh

[guestservices]

If you plan on banging here, I don't need to know about it.

[headmt]

what? no. or i mean maybe if the mood is right but i only meant in the sense that obviously after whatever nonsense that is clearly going to go down goes down, we will all be better friends for it.

[guestservices]

If you want friends, I'm sure Vulpecula will be happy to indulge you.

[headmt]

they were right you are grumpy today

[guestservices]

You mean I'm not the most charming person you've ever met? I'm appalled.

[headmt]

i've met worse!

so, you got a real name or just the fun matching one with all your buddies?

[guestservices]

Imagine if I told you that the aliens who spawned me thought long and hard about naming me Lepus and you just insulted their memory. Shame.

[headmt]

that would be sad.