WEEK ZERO: MINI-EVENT PT 2

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W̴͍̎E̴̝̊E̸͚͝K̸͕̿ ZERO: MINI-EVENT PT 2

(35 ḡ̴̻u̷͌͜ê̴̯s̶̢͑t̵̻͝s̴̡̐ ̴c̴h̴e̶c̴k̷e̶d̸ ̶i̴n̴)

Good morning, esteemed guests. Did you sleep well? We hope you found your accommodations suitable. It did take some time to get your rooms ready, after all.

As you awaken on Monday, you’ll find that things are just as they were the night before. The kitchen will serve piping hot breakfast during the morning hours, the pool’s been stocked with fresh towels and the gardens are open for anyone who wishes to spend some time among nature. However, should you explore a bit, you’ll find that a few new changes have been made to the hotel itself.

The front door no longer spins endlessly, for one thing. Should you make an attempt to exit the hotel, you will find yourself entering a new location. Some of you may even find this place familiar.

In addition, should you enter the elevator you will find a new button appears, proudly reading 00. Pushing this button will take you to a new floor where you will also find a few new areas to peruse. Explore to your heart’s content, get to know more of the hotel, and take your time in learning more about each other.

…speaking of…you may find yourself learning more about some people than others. For the duration of this week, you will find yourself with a connection to your suitemate that cannot be severed. You will be able to feel certain pains and emotions that they feel throughout the week. Nothing brutal, mostly those pesky, annoying feelings you don’t want to share with people. Are you feeling a little embarrassed someone complimented you? Your partner will feel this embarrassment. Got a nasty little papercut from misbehaving? Your partner will feel that, too. And if you don't have a suitemate? Don't worry. You'll find yourself attached to the suitemates right next door to you. Try not to drive each other too insane, hm?

Oh, and we would like to mention…housekeeping came by and has provided everyone with one (1) travel-sized toothbrush and toothpaste. Clean your mouths, stinky guests.

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Comments

TALK TO LEPUS

[guestservices]

We're all just lowly trash here, so why don't we skip this clown-to-clown communication and just stoop;klkj

[headmt]

stoop;klkj ?

[guestservices]

Yes.

[headmt]

Excellent no further questions.




Just kidding I have a great many further questions.

[guestservices]

I'd love to say I'm selectively blind and don't see half of your message, but unfortunately I don't have much of a choice here.

I make no promises that I'll answer them.

[headmt]

oh yes getting to meet delightful and interesting people such a chore! the horror!

so, what's "entertainment" supposed to mean?

[wisterin]

Oh, my, I don't know if clowns have the choice to stop. Do they?

[guestservices]

Are you deeply intimate with the circus? I apologize if I've insulted your area of expertise.

[wisterin]

It is all right as it is a bit foreign to me. It may be something recently introduced to my country, but it seemed like you had greater knowledge.

[guestservices]

Then you'll have to take my word for it when I say that they can just stop.

[wisterin]

Very well. I will trust your clown expertise.

Is it your preference to do anything but this right now?

[outsidebones]

Who is interfering with your typing.

[guestservices]

Sorry to inform all of you and I'm sure you'll be inconsolable, but there are only seven of us now. I'm killing Vulpecula.

[outsidebones]

They use :3 so it is surely justified.

[guestservices]

I'm glad you understand. Emotes like those are a bane to the world.

[outsidebones]

The typewriters prevent most of them. I presume that is the purpose.

[guestservices]

:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

[decaptych]

tell me mlre abut these clown xommunications

[guestservices]

I feel like you should be an expert on that.

[decaptych]

oh no on i dont ahvee nough education to be an expert dont hab e that clown phd

[guestservices]

There are enough worlds out there that I'm sure you can find a clown school to attend.

[frostythehitman]

[ i can't believe this is the one the dice chose for me. ]

No thanks. Not interested in being trash or a clown.

[guestservices]

Unfortunately, the trash life chose you.

[frostythehitman]

Yeah well, you don't get a lot of options when you're a fugitive.

[ country boys make do. ]

[guestservices]

On the bright side, there's plenty of trash to go around, so you're in good company. Just not in mine.