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🛎 ([personal profile] guestservices) wrote in [community profile] suitedreams2022-06-07 01:25 pm
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WEEK ZERO: MINI-EVENT PT 2






W̴͍̎E̴̝̊E̸͚͝K̸͕̿ ZERO: MINI-EVENT PT 2

(35 ḡ̴̻u̷͌͜ê̴̯s̶̢͑t̵̻͝s̴̡̐ ̴c̴h̴e̶c̴k̷e̶d̸ ̶i̴n̴)


Good morning, esteemed guests. Did you sleep well? We hope you found your accommodations suitable. It did take some time to get your rooms ready, after all.

As you awaken on Monday, you’ll find that things are just as they were the night before. The kitchen will serve piping hot breakfast during the morning hours, the pool’s been stocked with fresh towels and the gardens are open for anyone who wishes to spend some time among nature. However, should you explore a bit, you’ll find that a few new changes have been made to the hotel itself.

The front door no longer spins endlessly, for one thing. Should you make an attempt to exit the hotel, you will find yourself entering a new location. Some of you may even find this place familiar.

In addition, should you enter the elevator you will find a new button appears, proudly reading 00. Pushing this button will take you to a new floor where you will also find a few new areas to peruse. Explore to your heart’s content, get to know more of the hotel, and take your time in learning more about each other.

…speaking of…you may find yourself learning more about some people than others. For the duration of this week, you will find yourself with a connection to your suitemate that cannot be severed. You will be able to feel certain pains and emotions that they feel throughout the week. Nothing brutal, mostly those pesky, annoying feelings you don’t want to share with people. Are you feeling a little embarrassed someone complimented you? Your partner will feel this embarrassment. Got a nasty little papercut from misbehaving? Your partner will feel that, too. And if you don't have a suitemate? Don't worry. You'll find yourself attached to the suitemates right next door to you. Try not to drive each other too insane, hm?

Oh, and we would like to mention…housekeeping came by and has provided everyone with one (1) travel-sized toothbrush and toothpaste. Clean your mouths, stinky guests.


outsidebones: (💀 skull)

[personal profile] outsidebones 2022-06-09 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Who is interfering with your typing.
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[personal profile] outsidebones 2022-06-09 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
They use :3 so it is surely justified.
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[personal profile] outsidebones 2022-06-09 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
The typewriters prevent most of them. I presume that is the purpose.
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[personal profile] outsidebones 2022-06-09 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
May I ask you what your role as a member of the staff happens to be?
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[personal profile] outsidebones 2022-06-09 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
And what does doing their job properly entail?
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[personal profile] outsidebones 2022-06-09 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
The only hotel I have been to is a rather poor example, so I'm not entirely certain how that ought to go, but I still somewhat doubt that.

Can someone be called to clean up the ghosts and snake creatures, perhaps?
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[personal profile] outsidebones 2022-06-09 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Then you do receive some form of compensation?
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[personal profile] outsidebones 2022-06-09 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
You, presumably. But that's alright. I don't expect to learn everything now.

When do you anticipate we might meet you in person?

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