WEEK ZERO: MINI-EVENT PT 2

[guestservices]

W̴͍̎E̴̝̊E̸͚͝K̸͕̿ ZERO: MINI-EVENT PT 2

(35 ḡ̴̻u̷͌͜ê̴̯s̶̢͑t̵̻͝s̴̡̐ ̴c̴h̴e̶c̴k̷e̶d̸ ̶i̴n̴)

Good morning, esteemed guests. Did you sleep well? We hope you found your accommodations suitable. It did take some time to get your rooms ready, after all.

As you awaken on Monday, you’ll find that things are just as they were the night before. The kitchen will serve piping hot breakfast during the morning hours, the pool’s been stocked with fresh towels and the gardens are open for anyone who wishes to spend some time among nature. However, should you explore a bit, you’ll find that a few new changes have been made to the hotel itself.

The front door no longer spins endlessly, for one thing. Should you make an attempt to exit the hotel, you will find yourself entering a new location. Some of you may even find this place familiar.

In addition, should you enter the elevator you will find a new button appears, proudly reading 00. Pushing this button will take you to a new floor where you will also find a few new areas to peruse. Explore to your heart’s content, get to know more of the hotel, and take your time in learning more about each other.

…speaking of…you may find yourself learning more about some people than others. For the duration of this week, you will find yourself with a connection to your suitemate that cannot be severed. You will be able to feel certain pains and emotions that they feel throughout the week. Nothing brutal, mostly those pesky, annoying feelings you don’t want to share with people. Are you feeling a little embarrassed someone complimented you? Your partner will feel this embarrassment. Got a nasty little papercut from misbehaving? Your partner will feel that, too. And if you don't have a suitemate? Don't worry. You'll find yourself attached to the suitemates right next door to you. Try not to drive each other too insane, hm?

Oh, and we would like to mention…housekeeping came by and has provided everyone with one (1) travel-sized toothbrush and toothpaste. Clean your mouths, stinky guests.

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Comments

[ktiseos]

Is that truly what you find entertaining.

[guestservices]

hahahaha
gotta get my kicks at work somewhere!
wasn't as funny as watching people spin around in the door, though

[ktiseos]

Most in your position should be more inclined to advise people how to navigate properly, I should think.

[if you have a job! take it seriously!]

[guestservices]

haha
thought the eternally spinning door was a big enough hint that it wasn't gonna go anywhere
you want me to draw a map?

[ktiseos]

If anyone became trapped in the door, mayhap further advice than simply mapping the area is required. But that may not be the worst of ideas, either.

Precisely what do your duties normally entail?

[guestservices]

hahaha maybe
how harsh! not the kinda guy to mince your words huh

for duties, what. me in specific? or the staff in general.

[ktiseos]

I would certainly not describe myself so, no.

Both, if you are of a mind to answer.

[guestservices]

bet your friends wouldn't either hahaha

our job's to manage the hotel. y'know
check in guests, clean up after people's messes, make sure the rooms are ready
provide fuckoff huge furniture for big guys like you

me in specific, advising, like i said. other staff, but i suppose i can advise you guys, if you really want it.

[ktiseos]

Which of you is responsible for the furniture, specifically. I believe multiple job descriptions could apply.

And I do not believe I am in need of advising, thank you.

[guestservices]

you got complaints about it

[ktiseos]

No, I do not.

[guestservices]

me!

hahaha
no, i'm kidding
we worked on em all together
that's why you guys had to sit around in the lobby for a couple days.
wait was worth it?

[ktiseos]

The accomodations in the meantime were not ideal, but still an improvement over my first days the last time.

[guestservices]

bar's in the floor, huh

[ktiseos]

An abandoned building with a single shower I did not fit in.

Another locale had clowns.

There are no clowns within this hotel, are there

[guestservices]

you guys are all here

[ktiseos]

Absolutely not

[guestservices]

According to your file, you didn't mind the clowns as much as you're claiming
hahahaha

[ktiseos]

Just what is that meant to mean!

[guestservices]

hahaha
who knows?
anyway, you guys are supposed to be entertaining
so in that case you're all clowns

[ktiseos]

There are methods of entertainment that do not involve clownery do not imply this again

[guestservices]

sure are, aren't there?
what's your idea of entertainment?

[ktiseos]

The pursuit of knowledge and fulfillment. Interesting reading material. Music, on occasion. I have had the entertainment value of 'video games' explained to me, and do not find all of them objectionable, though they do not exist in my home.

[guestservices]

wow
you're just like gemini

well, you guys can get entertainment, sure. just remember you're supposed to provide it, too.
guess i can make a note of all that if you want stuff like it.
maybe you get it if you're a good big boy.
who knows.

[ktiseos]

Never call me 'a good big boy' again.

You asked, however; I did not exactly request any of the above to begin with. I am aware enough of our apparent purpose here.

Relatedly: are we simply to take your collective word for it that those we are here for are in fact safe.