WEEK ZERO: MINGLE

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W̴͍̎E̴̝̊E̸͚͝K̸͕̿ ZERO: MINGLE

(35 ḡ̴̻u̷͌͜ê̴̯s̶̢͑t̵̻͝s̴̡̐ ̴c̴h̴e̶c̴k̷e̶d̸ ̶i̴n̴)

Good morning, esteemed guests. Did you sleep well? We hope you found your accommodations suitable. It did take some time to get your rooms ready, after all.

As you awaken on Monday, you’ll find that things are just as they were the night before. The kitchen will serve piping hot breakfast during the morning hours, the pool’s been stocked with fresh towels and the gardens are open for anyone who wishes to spend some time among nature. However, should you explore a bit, you’ll find that a few new changes have been made to the hotel itself.

The front door no longer spins endlessly, for one thing. Should you make an attempt to exit the hotel, you will find yourself entering a new location. Some of you may even find this place familiar.

In addition, should you enter the elevator you will find a new button appears, proudly reading 00. Pushing this button will take you to a new floor where you will also find a few new areas to peruse. Explore to your heart’s content, get to know more of the hotel, and take your time in learning more about each other.

…speaking of…you may find yourself learning more about some people than others. For the duration of this week, you will find yourself with a connection to your suitemate that cannot be severed. You will be able to feel certain pains and emotions that they feel throughout the week. Nothing brutal, mostly those pesky, annoying feelings you don’t want to share with people. Are you feeling a little embarrassed someone complimented you? Your partner will feel this embarrassment. Got a nasty little papercut from misbehaving? Your partner will feel that, too. And if you don't have a suitemate? Don't worry. You'll find yourself attached to the suitemates right next door to you. Try not to drive each other too insane, hm?

Oh, and we would like to mention…housekeeping came by and has provided everyone with one (1) travel-sized toothbrush and toothpaste. Clean your mouths, stinky guests.

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Comments

[ashenvaliant]

is there a problem with my choice of word?

[frostythehitman]

YES.

[ashenvaliant]

sounds like a you problem.

TO: EVERYBODY

[frostythehitman]

[ ... ]

I (97M) am demanding that this lunatic (25M) stop describing licking things as "tonguing." He is refusing. AITA?

[callalilies]

aita?

and i dont know i suppose tonguing is also correct in its own way



ish

[frostythehitman]

"Am I The Asshole"

Why use it at all, then, when there's a better word for it right there?

[callalilies]

variety is the spice of life?

[classmate]

Please stop?
Rin is a child.

[callalilies]

i didnt know it was rin!

[preowned]

there is a tongue involved

[frostythehitman]

You're a sword, do you even know what a tongue is?

[preowned]

it is in your mouth

[dms]

Well, he isn't wrong! And it's not hurting anybody, either, so let him do his thing.

[frostythehitman]

So you're just okay with licking things being described as "tonguing" forever, is that it?

[dms]

It's NBD so yeah, why not?

[evocationary]

no tonguing is the right term

[frostythehitman]

You don't count, I knew you were gonna say that.

[battling]

If you're using your tongue for it it's the same thing.

[frostythehitman]

Next you're gonna tell me you call eating food "tonguing" too.

[ashenvaliant]

are you telling me to report facts incorrectly because you don't like the word used by the woman who was the topic of our discussion?

[frostythehitman]

The woman in question used the wrong word. We have a word for that exact action already, and it's "licking."

[aono]

[This is sent after everyone else's comments:]

everyone here needs to go to church

[supremity]

this defeats the purpose of us blowing up god.

[headmt]

tonguing it is right

[frostythehitman]

All of you are the worst.