WEEK ZERO: MINGLE

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W̴͍̎E̴̝̊E̸͚͝K̸͕̿ ZERO: MINGLE

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Good morning, esteemed guests. Did you sleep well? We hope you found your accommodations suitable. It did take some time to get your rooms ready, after all.

As you awaken on Monday, you’ll find that things are just as they were the night before. The kitchen will serve piping hot breakfast during the morning hours, the pool’s been stocked with fresh towels and the gardens are open for anyone who wishes to spend some time among nature. However, should you explore a bit, you’ll find that a few new changes have been made to the hotel itself.

The front door no longer spins endlessly, for one thing. Should you make an attempt to exit the hotel, you will find yourself entering a new location. Some of you may even find this place familiar.

In addition, should you enter the elevator you will find a new button appears, proudly reading 00. Pushing this button will take you to a new floor where you will also find a few new areas to peruse. Explore to your heart’s content, get to know more of the hotel, and take your time in learning more about each other.

…speaking of…you may find yourself learning more about some people than others. For the duration of this week, you will find yourself with a connection to your suitemate that cannot be severed. You will be able to feel certain pains and emotions that they feel throughout the week. Nothing brutal, mostly those pesky, annoying feelings you don’t want to share with people. Are you feeling a little embarrassed someone complimented you? Your partner will feel this embarrassment. Got a nasty little papercut from misbehaving? Your partner will feel that, too. And if you don't have a suitemate? Don't worry. You'll find yourself attached to the suitemates right next door to you. Try not to drive each other too insane, hm?

Oh, and we would like to mention…housekeeping came by and has provided everyone with one (1) travel-sized toothbrush and toothpaste. Clean your mouths, stinky guests.

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Comments

yuri * mockingbird

[ashenvaliant]

[ surely nothing can go wrong here. ]

I (25, M) tricked a friend into making boots taste like liquorice so they were tastier to lick. AMA.

[frostythehitman]

ALL boots? Everywhere in the world, forever?

[ashenvaliant]

if she wants to tongue all the boots i'm not going to stop her.

[frostythehitman]

Do you have to call it TONGUING?

[ashenvaliant]

is there a problem with my choice of word?

[evocationary]

oh your username is so cute

also you WHAT

[ashenvaliant]

thanks. that's not usually the response i get to it.

you heard--read? read me. if she wants to lick boots she can make them taste better. in her own words, not mine. she did the preliminary research

[evocationary]

i am not entirely sure what to say to that wow

there are no good jokes to make about this the joke is in itself

[ashenvaliant]

now you too can lick shoes and not want to throw up.







she took my words very literally.

[outsidebones]

Why were you licking his boots.

[ashenvaliant]

she took my phrasing a little too literally. i wasn't actually tellng her to go and tongue her own footwear but here we are. living in a world where your boots can taste of liquorice.

[outsidebones]

Licorice tastes even worse than boot leather.

[ashenvaliant]

ooh, controversial. how would you want your boots to taste?

[technocool]

so how many licks does it take to get to the leather center

[ashenvaliant]

984638957483235845982395

[technocool]

THATS TOO MANY

[aono]

why

[ashenvaliant]

to be fair, she played herself and i watched it happen.

[aono]

but why lickrice

[skyagain]

You're into some weird shit.

[ashenvaliant]

now, now. we don’t kink shame in this hotel.

she took the suggestion she lick a few boots a bit too literally.

[skyagain]

So you gave her licorice shoes to lick?

[agleam]

Why

Why were people licking boots in the first place

[ashenvaliant]

you've never heard the figure of speech?

[agleam]

No

Gross though